Beach Relaxation Pro Prints

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

On holiday.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

My God, I need to fart.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

"It is my place!"

Segregated Beach

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Yoga To-Do

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Coffee

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."