Beach Relaxer Prints

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Trucker's tan.

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"How's it look back there?"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.