Holiday Relaxer T-Shirts

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Christmas Tree

Sunbathers.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

Segregated Beach

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

December Fest

The night after Christmas.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Holidays are Here, Think!

The Modern Tourist

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

Elf-Help Group

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

Bad Santa.

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.