Holiday Relaxation Lovers T-Shirts

Duvet know it's Christmas

On holiday.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

America Off-line.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Flying the kite in strong winds

Snowman buying sun tan oil

Fake News, 50 cents.

Crumbs of Comfort

Summer

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Home theatre.

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

Ocean sounds $1.00

Elf-Help Group

Tree piercings.

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"Working vacation."

The Modern Tourist

Catching the Sun

"What are you looking at?"

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'