Winter Relaxation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Midwest Winter Items.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"It's her first snowman."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."