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'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

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Visit a Place in your Past...

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

Flower steals water during a drought.

'It just doesn't get any better than this, Johnny.'