Relaxing Holiday Celebration T-Shirts

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Panettone

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Zoom Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Ice Skater

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Violin family at Christmas

Easter Egg Island

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Meet Santa's entourage