Holiday Relaxer Gifts

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Sunbathers.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Segregated Beach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

Medusa on the weekends.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Bad Santa.

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

Elf-Help Group

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

Holidays are Here, Think!

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

The Modern Tourist

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'