Christmas Eve Relaxer Gifts

Bad Santa.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

Medusa on the weekends.

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

I am ready for my wine.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

The Modern Tourist

The wish lists kept coming, no matter how far he got from the office.

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"I am ready for my wine."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

Legalization of marijuana

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

'Letter to my young self: what the hell were you thinking?"

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

Christmas Club Accounts: 'I'm afraid your account is having a crisis of faith...'

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

Sunday papers.

'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'

'Taken out of context'

'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'

"I thought we might devote the weekend to personal hygiene."