'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'
Weekend Relaxer Gifts
Looking for the ideal gift for a weekend relaxer? Our collection features charming, humorous, and comforting items that add a touch of joy to their well-deserved downtime. Whether they're unwinding with a good book or simply enjoying a lazy day, our products are perfect for enhancing their weekend escape. Find something special that captures the fun and tranquility of a well-spent weekend, from cozy pillows to entertaining mugs and stylish prints—all designed to celebrate the art of relaxing.
'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'
"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."
Medusa on the weekends.
'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'
Sunday papers.
"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"
Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.
"I thought we might devote the weekend to personal hygiene."
"Ahhh... close enough."
9-5, 5-9
But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?
"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."
"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."
Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.
Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.
"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"
"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"
Home theatre.
"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."
"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."
'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'
Catching the Sun
"It's five o'clock somewhere."
"What are you looking at?"
"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."
'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'
'Watching the football.'
The Modern Tourist
Man protecting himself from potential golfballs
Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.
A lifeguard at the beach
Legalization of marijuana
He doesn't seem to give a hoot.
'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'
Weekend Relaxer Gifts Collection
Weekend Relaxer Mugs
Discover our full range of weekend relaxer mugs—fun, witty, and perfect for cozy mornings or as a gift for anyone who loves to unwind.
Weekend Relaxer Pillows
Explore our pillows collection, perfect for enhancing their relaxation zone. Soft, witty, and cozy—making every weekend a comfort-filled retreat.
Weekend Relaxer Prints
Check out our prints that bring a touch of humor and tranquility to any space. Celebrate their love for downtime with art that's both inspiring and fun.
Weekend Relaxer T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts designed for weekend relaxers. Comfortable, stylish, and full of personality—ideal for casual days and lazy weekends.