Sunday Relaxation Gifts

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I'm having a pajama day."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"What … have … you … done?"

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

Medusa on the weekends.

Home theatre.

City Hammock

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Spring

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"What are you looking at?"

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."

Catching the Sun

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"It's five o'clock somewhere."