Sunday Relaxation Prints

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"I'm having a pajama day."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

"What … have … you … done?"

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Home theatre.

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

City Hammock

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Spring

"What are you looking at?"

Catching the Sun

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"