Lazy Sunday Prints

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Shirker ant.

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Helping Hand

The Sunday Mob

"Wasting time is an important part of living."