Lazy Sunday Aficionado Prints

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Cat and mouse

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

Inactive wear store.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"We've lost the remote."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

Bummer Time Streaming

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."