Lazy Sunday Appreciator Prints

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Ah, business as usual.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Inactive wear store.

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'