Lazy Sunday Enthusiasts Prints

"Papi, is it okay to fail?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Inactive wear store.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

The Procrastinatorium.