Lazy Sunday Enthusiasts Gifts

"Papi, is it okay to fail?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

The Procrastinatorium.

"We've lost the remote."