Lazy Sunday Lovers Gifts

"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Conservation Area

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"