Lazy Sunday Enthusiast Gifts

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"I thought you were migratory."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Come on dear, you've been in that chair for hours.' 'Nonsense, woman.'

"Funny how you can get so attached to inanimate objects."

"Like father, like son. A couch potato and a tater tot."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Inactive wear store.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Fetch the Boomerang

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."