Lazy Sunday Appreciator Gifts

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Ah, business as usual.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Inactive wear store.