Lazy Sundays Gifts

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Crumbs of Comfort

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"