Lazy Days Gifts

A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Now that I work remotely, I don't do anything that remotely resembles work."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Inactive wear store.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"