Lazy Day Enthusiast Gifts

The mind-body problem

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

The Procrastinatorium.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Watch that reads 'Never, Not Now, Tomorrow, Later.'

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

"I'm not in a breakfast-fixing mood just now."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'What are you thinking about?'

'I know it's a boring show... but the remote is broken.'

"We've lost the remote."

"He's a lot more active than I am."

"Change the channel, I can't reach the remote control."

The Joe Whiskers' Workout

If we're moving towards a service economy, why won't you mow the lawn?

American Idle.

'In your case I wonder if it's such a good idea.'

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

'We didn't like to disturb him.'

Three Men Barely Moving

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"I can never remember which bin day it is so I just stick 'em all out."

Remote control brains

The easiest life in the world

Zerotasking

Bummer Time Streaming

Glacially Motivated

"So, Baldo, do you remember when you started working here?"

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"The diagnosis is that I'm too lazy to leave the house..."

"Joey, you messed up these inventory reports! I don't get it...how can one person make so many mistakes?"

Lazy Octopus

Desert Island Slob.

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''