Lazy Day Lover Gifts

Spring Training

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'Have you met my protege?'

Napquest

'What the hell! It's close enough.'

"All right, but just one more episode."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

"You always say you're just resting your eyes and then you end up hibernating."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

Leaves form the words 'Sweep me!'

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'He's like a blister. Only appears when the work is finished.'

"Why don't we just get a remote control?"

"Not only are you a lazy cow, we have a graph to prove you're getting lazier!"

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

'I cut the grass once, but it grew again.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

No motivation

'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

A day in the life of a cat

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

Honey I'm Home

Woman pulls hammock to catapult her sleeping husband.