Lazy Day Lover Gifts

Spring Training

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'Have you met my protege?'

Napquest

"All right, but just one more episode."

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"You always say you're just resting your eyes and then you end up hibernating."

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

'He's like a blister. Only appears when the work is finished.'

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

Leaves form the words 'Sweep me!'

"Wow, all the way from the couch. Have the endorphins kicked in?"

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

No motivation

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

"Not only are you a lazy cow, we have a graph to prove you're getting lazier!"

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'

'I cut the grass once, but it grew again.'

"Why don't we just get a remote control?"

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Dog controlling TV

Honey I'm Home

"O.K., coffee break's over."

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

A day in the life of a cat

"So how long will it take to grow?"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."