Lazy Day Admirer Gifts

'Those, my friend, are lug nuts. You know how allergic I am to nuts.'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

'I'd like to know what condition you were ever in, to be out of it now.'

"Another day, another asbo."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

Bird avoids flying by sitting on the wing of a plane

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Catatonic

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."