Lazy Day Admirer Pillows

'Those, my friend, are lug nuts. You know how allergic I am to nuts.'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

'I'd like to know what condition you were ever in, to be out of it now.'

"Another day, another asbo."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

Bird avoids flying by sitting on the wing of a plane

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'