Lazy Day Aficionado Pillows

"Couldn't find anything wrong with this one. Maybe he's just lazy."

"Could you open the fridge? I'm sending in the drone for more supplies."

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

Tips Collection Outside Kennel

'I tried it, but the blood rushed to my feet.'

'Inactive wear'

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Well, I wouldn't call eating, drinking and watching the telly at the same time, multitasking!'

'We interrupt our regular programming because nobody much is watching anyway....'

"I'm so proud of Baldo! I've asked him to make his bed and he's been doing it all week!"

"I think my couch potatoes have evolved."

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Well, how long will the MOT take then?'

'It says here that television is supposed to make you violent.'

Couch potato.

'I'd offer to help, but the Doctor said not to pick up anything heavier than a glass of wine'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Couch potato and his lounge lizard.

"No prizes for guessing which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Sloth on a hammock.

"This show sucks!"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."