Lazy Day Enjoyer Pillows

Of all the days to sleep in!

'The only thing she hunts for is a good place to nap.'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

Reserved Parking

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."