Lazy Day Enjoyer Mugs

'The only thing she hunts for is a good place to nap.'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

Reserved Parking

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."