Lazy Day Enthusiasts Mugs

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

Future Site of the Procrastination Help Centre - Opening Fall of 1996

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Go away, I'm having a duvet year...'

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"And talk about lazy."

"He's a real cloud potato."

"Listen, I'm too old and tired to chase mice around, so if you're discreet and don't show yourself to my humans, we can cohabit. . ."

Crumbs of Comfort

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'