Lazy Day Indulger Mugs

"My kid from my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Lazy Octopus

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Catatonic

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Conservation Area

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'