Lazy Day Devotee Pillows

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

"What are we doing today?"

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Cat and mouse

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Catatonic

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'