Lazy Day Connoisseur Gifts

Couch Potatoes

If all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, we must be two of the sharpest guys around!

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'