Lazy Day Expert Gifts

What makes me suspect you're a couch potato? Well, for one thing, when you sat on the examination table, you asked for a remote control.

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

'I slept, woke up, slept, woke up, slept...is that multitasking?'

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Couch Potatoes

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.