Lazy Day Expert Pillows

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

'I slept, woke up, slept, woke up, slept...is that multitasking?'

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Couch Potatoes

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Inactive wear store.