Lazy Day Experts Pillows

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Couch Potatoes

Inactive wear store.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.