Lazy Day Experts Gifts

Driveway sealing roller tubes! Fun for the kids and no work for you!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Couch Potatoes

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'