Lazy Day Specialist Gifts

Tear off carpet.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You call them 'hedge trimmers'. I call them 'leverage'. Now mow the lawn!"

"I'm worried about him, he's been binge hate-watching for three straight days, now!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"