Lazy Day Gifts

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'