Lazy Day Laughs Gifts

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.