Lazy Day Legend Gifts

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Inactive wear store.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'