Lazy Day Legend Pillows

"This, 'being a housewife' lark, isn't so hard."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

How the goat got square eyes.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'