Lazy Day Champion Pillows

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

Spoiled Cat.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

How cats play fetch.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team