Lazy Afternoon Champion Pillows

'That's your new bike! All you need to do is assemble it!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'