Lazy Day Advocates Pillows

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Cat and mouse

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Catatonic

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Inactive wear store.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"