Lazy Day Protester Pillows

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Cat and mouse

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'