Lazy Day Protester Prints

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

How the goat got square eyes.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'