Lazy Day Advocates Gifts

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Inactive wear store.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"