Lazy Day Adherent Gifts

"Excuse me, would that be the human re-purposing lady off the telly?"

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."