Lazy Day Loyalist Gifts

'I find the whole walking thing a bit overrated.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

American Idle.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

A Golden Non-Retriever

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'